PCs with Mandricardo

[silentscout]

MANDI SHITPOST LATER

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[silentscout]

They ran out of meat?

[duranduel]

[He turns and sees Lalli, and frowns, before slapping down his meal tray on the table, in annoyance.]

Indeed! How is a king ever to feed himself around this wretched place-!

[silentscout]

[Lalli flinched away from the unexpected noise, but he recovers quickly.]

You're a king? Why didn't you say that before?

[duranduel]

As if it is not apparent? I trust you have eyes!

[>8/]

Regardless, a king I am, and a king I shall always be.

[silentscout]

Oh.

[A pause.]

A king of what?

[duranduel]

[A huff.]

I am King of the Tatars. I hail from a land to the west of Europe, and that is the land I rule over.

[silentscout]

...I don't know where that is.

[Europe's been dead for a while bruh.]

[duranduel]

A grand continent, standing in the Northern Hemisphere of the world! Do look up a map!

[silentscout]

Is that anywhere close to Scandinavia?

[duranduel]

[STARES AT HIM...]

That...that is in Europe.

[silentscout]

Oh. I thought Scandinavia was its own thing.

[duranduel]

There are...other countries besides Scandinavia?

[silentscout]

I know that! But I thought Europe was one thing and Scandinavia was another.

[duranduel]

Not at all. If I recall, it is only one small part of the grand continent known as Europe.

[silentscout]

Oh.

...then I guess we're from the same area, kind of. But different times.

[duranduel]

Hah? How so? How could the identity of a continent disappear?

[silentscout]

A lot of people died.

[duranduel]

In war?

[silentscout]

Sickness and famine.

[duranduel]

...

And what sort of sickness was that?

[silentscout]

The Rash.

[duranduel]

The...Rash? Sounds rather...hm. Non-threatening.

[silentscout]

It turns people into monsters.

[duranduel]

[Oh. Oh boy.]

Oh dear. What...kind of monsters?

[silentscout]

It depends on environmental factors.

[U ever seen a bog zombie, Mandi?]