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Lalli Hotakainen ([personal profile] silentscout) wrote2021-06-26 09:50 pm
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[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-27 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[ CAIMAN BRUH MOMENT. Alright!! He's scrambling after then! Despite his size and what you'd want to believe, he is weirdly and ridiculously adept at this. So he's scaling fast after him and then crawling onto the roof.

Rolls over on his back and sighs. Then sits up and looks out.
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Least here's always nice.
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[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-27 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Is that why you like it? Eh, guess it's good to have a reason. I dunno why I do, I just know. Maybe I climbed roofs a lot before. Like, before the whole lizard head thing.
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[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-27 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Isn't all time quiet and by yourself if you work alone, though?! [ Looking over at him. ]

Oh... yeah, probably. I think so. Guys without magic like me who live in Hole, tend to get used as magic practice by Magic Users a lot. It's probably one of those.
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[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-27 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Is Caiman guilty of snoring... I have no idea actually, you'd think he's a snorer but I think he actually isn't. Incredible! ]

Man, I wish it was that easy. I met a Sorcerer whose specialty was supposedly in changing heads and stuff, but it didn't do shit for me. Other than make me shed faster...
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[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-28 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
[ I thought about it and actually Caiman is probably a little noisy in sleep because of nightmares... nvm he's annoying in a different way. ]

Does it?! [ Caiman was so shocked to be shedding. For a moment, though, he looks intrigued by the concept of what Lalli says. ]

A god...

[ But dismisses it quickly. ]

Nah, those don't exist. Only Devils and they don't really do what you want.
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[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-28 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
Give magic???

[ Huh! Caiman looks way more surprised about that over the whole god thing. ]

Damn, you, Caleb, Molly all live in better worlds! In mine, you're either born with it or you aren't. If you're born a human, that's it for ya.
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[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-28 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
[ If only Caiman knew the bit of lore to answer this since in Dorohedoroverse, magic comes from devils. Or rather one singular Devil. Jazzhands! ]

Does everyone have it?
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[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-28 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
So then it's not all that different, is it...

Unless anyone can still learn?
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[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-28 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
[ Stop his lizard head. Caiman just glances at him and then away though, with a huff. ]

Then that's better off than my world. If you're not born with magic, then you're stuck playing the whims of whatever peop... le, that -- do.

[ He winces a little, as a sharp headache runs through him. ]
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[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-28 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
-- Yeah! I'm -- fine. [ Said with a struggle but he shakes his head. The brief piercing pain subsides after a moment. ]

Headache... I get those a lot.
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[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-28 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
Nah... I already talked to her, actually.

Besides, doctor or not, there's nothing you can do for nightmares and headaches.
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Huh? Really?

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