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Lalli Hotakainen ([personal profile] silentscout) wrote2021-06-26 09:50 pm
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headsplitter: How is babby formed????? ([013])

[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-27 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Is Caiman guilty of snoring... I have no idea actually, you'd think he's a snorer but I think he actually isn't. Incredible! ]

Man, I wish it was that easy. I met a Sorcerer whose specialty was supposedly in changing heads and stuff, but it didn't do shit for me. Other than make me shed faster...
headsplitter: Is Christian Bale a Christian since his name is Christian? ([015])

[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-28 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
[ I thought about it and actually Caiman is probably a little noisy in sleep because of nightmares... nvm he's annoying in a different way. ]

Does it?! [ Caiman was so shocked to be shedding. For a moment, though, he looks intrigued by the concept of what Lalli says. ]

A god...

[ But dismisses it quickly. ]

Nah, those don't exist. Only Devils and they don't really do what you want.
headsplitter: What incantations work best for summoning Jesus? ([040])

[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-28 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
Give magic???

[ Huh! Caiman looks way more surprised about that over the whole god thing. ]

Damn, you, Caleb, Molly all live in better worlds! In mine, you're either born with it or you aren't. If you're born a human, that's it for ya.
headsplitter: how many people would it take to put out the sun if we only use a garden hose? ([080])

[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-28 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
[ If only Caiman knew the bit of lore to answer this since in Dorohedoroverse, magic comes from devils. Or rather one singular Devil. Jazzhands! ]

Does everyone have it?
headsplitter: If evolution is true then why do pigs not have wings? ([025])

[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-28 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
So then it's not all that different, is it...

Unless anyone can still learn?
headsplitter: Will my baby drown if I drink too much water (I am pregnant)? ([068])

[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-28 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
[ Stop his lizard head. Caiman just glances at him and then away though, with a huff. ]

Then that's better off than my world. If you're not born with magic, then you're stuck playing the whims of whatever peop... le, that -- do.

[ He winces a little, as a sharp headache runs through him. ]
headsplitter: PHOTO... what kind of rodent is this? ([067])

[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-28 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
-- Yeah! I'm -- fine. [ Said with a struggle but he shakes his head. The brief piercing pain subsides after a moment. ]

Headache... I get those a lot.
headsplitter: How can I stop thinking? My mind is never blank.? ([027])

[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-28 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
Nah... I already talked to her, actually.

Besides, doctor or not, there's nothing you can do for nightmares and headaches.
headsplitter: How do you spell spageti? How spell? Spagetitty? ([005])

[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-28 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
Huh? Really?

What've you got?
headsplitter: Atheists why don't you accept defeat? ([092])

[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-28 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
[ Ummm. Uhhhh. It's like looking at some kind of big origami project, here. He squints at the pose, and... okay, mimics it, and does basically the approximation of it on his big ol' lizard head.

Hmm...
]

Am I doin' this right? Kinda weird...
headsplitter: How do you spell spageti? How spell? Spagetitty? ([005])

[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-28 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
Huh!

I'll remember that!

[ Dropping his hands. ]

Thanks Lalli.
headsplitter: Atheist. if be gay no good. why make gay? ([003])

[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-28 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
If there's catnip here, can you make me some?

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