Unknown Seas: Inventory

[silentscout]

Keeping:

29. Monopoly - An obscure version of Monopoly based on a cartoon you’ve never heard of called “The Rocket Kids.” But hey, it’s still Monopoly, everyone’s favorite game for building closer bonds with your friends and family!
28. Toy Laser Sword - A toy sword handle with a collapsible blade in one of several different colors! Not affiliated with any existing multimedia franchise.
08. Water Bottle - A bottle of delicious spring water. Refreshing!
38. Punk Jeans - A pair of black skinny jeans torn and safety pinned back together so thoroughly, you’re not sure how much of the fabric is left. But hey, they fit!
53. Origami Instructions - A book of instructions on how to fold paper into cool things! Unfortunately, it doesn’t actually come with any paper.
67. Corkboard - A small bulletin board with some pins stuck into it! Perfect for making intricate displays about how everything’s connected, or about non-existent workers in the building you work at.
31. Wizard Hat - A big pointy blue and silver hat! For commanding mystical energies, or maybe just looking like a dork.
19. Stuffed Kangaroo - About a foot tall, and… it’s a kangaroo, what do you want from me?
57. “Letter Opener” - A serrated combat knife that wouldn’t be out of place trying to survive in the wilderness.
36. Weirdly Specific T-Shirt - Hang on, how many people does this actually apply to? Also it’s like size XXXL.
20. Wooden Flute - Hand-carved and actually really nice. There’s not even really a drawback to this one.
50. Parkour 101 - A handbook on how to do all kinds of sick jumps and flips and things that cool kids did in whatever year it was when parkour was hilariously big. Would probably be more useful outside of your current environment.
68. Foam Dart Pistol - A small pistol that uses pressurized air to shoot foam darts! No notable brand, but it works well enough.
18. Bucket of Bricks - A plastic bucket with a lid full of small, colorful, interconnecting blocks. The only limit to what you can build is your imagination! No minifigures included, we’re not made of money.
58. “Almond Flavoring” - A tightly-sealed vial of some kind of powder with a skull and crossbones on it and a very direct warning label informing the reader that it’s Literally Just Cyanide.
07. Life-Sized Stuffed Penguin - A stuffed penguin about a foot and a half tall. Looks almost real, but is almost unbelievably soft.
05. Tea Variety Pack - An assortment of different teas, mostly green tea blends. If you find one you like, better hope another one of these drops, because there’s only one of each in here!
73. Calzone - A whole pepperoni calzone, hot and fresh out of the oven! What will they think to put in vending machines next?
45. I Can’t Believe it’s Not Margarine! - A single stick of unsalted butter. Better refrigerate it.
51. Shovel - A normal shovel. For digging. You know, with all the dirt you have access to.
03. Donut - These donuts are great! Jelly-filled are my favorite! Which is to say yes, this is a single jelly-filled donut. It doesn’t even look suspiciously like any other kind of food.



Up for grabs:

15. Malört - A bottle of a foul-tasting liquor produced and distributed exclusively in Chicago, Illinois. It’s literally named after wormwood, if you don’t like strong and bitter alcohol you’ll probably have a bad time.
13. Air Tank - A tank of air suitable for diving. It would be a great help towards getting out of here… if it weren’t empty.
67. Corkboard - A small bulletin board with some pins stuck into it! Perfect for making intricate displays about how everything’s connected, or about non-existent workers in the building you work at.
49. Charlie Pants - A doll of a just wildly creepy-looking clown.
71. Gamer Fuel - It’s.... a salt shaker? Full of salt?
52. Do-It-Yourself Mime Kit - A very fancy makeup kit! All in shades of white and black. If being a mime isn’t your thing, it might Miraculously help you fit in with a different group of people..
20. Wooden Flute - Hand-carved and actually really nice. There’s not even really a drawback to this one.
49. Charlie Pants - A doll of a just wildly creepy-looking clown.
02. BBQ Sauce - A bottle of… barbeque sauce. Might be cool if you had, like, a barbeque!
19. Stuffed Kangaroo - About a foot tall, and… it’s a kangaroo, what do you want from me?
0. Wooden Flute - Hand-carved and actually really nice. There’s not even really a drawback to this one.
31. Wizard Hat - A big pointy blue and silver hat! For commanding mystical energies, or maybe just looking like a dork.
06. Hand-Made Paper - Just a loose stack of really fancy bespoke paper! To make those letters you write in case of your death really pop, you know?
23. A Gallon of Seawater - Literally just some seawater spills out onto the floor from the mouth of the vending machine. Why this?
16. Marionette - An intricate and complex puppet that either looks creepy or cool, depending on your point of view. Surprisingly fun to mix and match with each other!
14. Waterfall Poster - A full-size wall poster with a beautiful photo of Victoria Falls, the largest waterfall in the world. If you’re not into Rita Hayworth, this might be a useful tool to help you break out of here.
40. Distinguished Dress - A beautiful, beautiful… article of clothing.

Demon bone - A strange bone with a vaguely sinister aura. It's worn and dusty.




Used/gone/given away:

62. An Egg - Can the vending machine offer you one of these in this trying time? Hard-boiled, at least. (eaten)
21. Non-Descript Golden Man Award - A gold statue of a blank man, sized to be held in one hand! A sign on the bottom says it’s for… Best Grandma? Unfortunately it’s not even made out of gold, it’s just gold-painted bronze. (thrown overboard on Week 2 Monday)
Neo Sweden Gundam Plugsuit (1 & 2): A magical girl-themed sailor bodysuit so impressively skintight you probably couldn't take it off if you tried, assuming you can get it on in the first place. Takes a lot of wiggling and finagling, but it's actually great for freedom of motion and general fighting purposes, assuming you want to live in it for the rest of your days. (Given to Allenby)
Recorded Broadcast of Gundam Fight: A disc containing a recorded fight between two giant robots. It's pretty exciting, actually, even if robots probably shouldn't be able to move that fast, or start glowing, or any of the numerous physically improbable things that happen in this video. It makes for a great show, though. ☆ (Given to Allenby)
03. Donut - These donuts are great! Jelly-filled are my favorite! Which is to say yes, this is a single jelly-filled donut. It doesn’t even look suspiciously like any other kind of food.(eaten)
69. A Cool Refreshing Beverage - Nice! (consumed)
21. Non-Descript Golden Man Award - A gold statue of a blank man, sized to be held in one hand! A sign on the bottom says it’s for… Best Grandma? Unfortunately it’s not even made out of gold, it’s just gold-painted bronze. (Yeeted overboard)
First-Dream Bow: An odd bow and arrow said to boost one's combat capabilities while lowering the enemies in kind. It has no power here, but sure looks pretty. (given to Plumeria)