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Lalli Hotakainen ([personal profile] silentscout) wrote2021-06-26 09:50 pm
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headsplitter: If evolution is true then why do pigs not have wings? ([025])

[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-27 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
I guess we don't, but we don't know it is Bradley, either.

Whichever way it is, it's a lot of trouble.
headsplitter: My bro has not got his first period yet? ([038])

[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-27 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
Nah. [ He looks down at him and just lets him keep his sleeve. His expression is, all things considered, pretty simple... probably (lizard head). ]

I've killed a lot of people before, but I haven't killed anyone here.
headsplitter: How do you get the smell of butt...? ([042])

[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-27 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
Good, 'cause I'm telling the truth.

...

What's with that warning? I gave up on the idea of killing everyone to get answers or to just get outta here weeks ago.
headsplitter: Is it cool to use swear words? ([087])

[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-27 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
Geez Lalli! I keep telling you I don't have plans for it! If I don't gotta murder to get what I want in the end then why bother?

...

You guys are nice. It'd be like trying to kill friends.
headsplitter: My bro has not got his first period yet? ([038])

[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-27 03:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[ :sadworm:... ]

...Oi. [ He shakes his sleeve a bit. ] Wanna get some fresh air instead or something?
headsplitter: why do we all have nipples? why ([055])

[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-27 04:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[ It's so weird for Caiman to be the emotional support. And he's not a soft guy, as you could expect of him, so -- c'mon. The best that happens is that Lalli is just dragged along for the ride by virtue of him holding onto his sleeve. ]

Been on the roof yet?
headsplitter: How do you spell spageti? How spell? Spagetitty? ([005])

[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-27 11:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Alright, let's go then! [ Cause he just wants to chill too.

Lalli gonna climb or will he turtle on him?
]
headsplitter: How come you're not a prostitute? ([066])

[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-27 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[ CAIMAN BRUH MOMENT. Alright!! He's scrambling after then! Despite his size and what you'd want to believe, he is weirdly and ridiculously adept at this. So he's scaling fast after him and then crawling onto the roof.

Rolls over on his back and sighs. Then sits up and looks out.
]

Least here's always nice.
headsplitter: Atheist. if be gay no good. why make gay? ([003])

[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-27 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Is that why you like it? Eh, guess it's good to have a reason. I dunno why I do, I just know. Maybe I climbed roofs a lot before. Like, before the whole lizard head thing.
headsplitter: If You Pump A Haunted Cellar Full of Concrete, Does It Get Rid of the Ghost? ([079])

[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-27 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Isn't all time quiet and by yourself if you work alone, though?! [ Looking over at him. ]

Oh... yeah, probably. I think so. Guys without magic like me who live in Hole, tend to get used as magic practice by Magic Users a lot. It's probably one of those.
headsplitter: How is babby formed????? ([013])

[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-27 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Is Caiman guilty of snoring... I have no idea actually, you'd think he's a snorer but I think he actually isn't. Incredible! ]

Man, I wish it was that easy. I met a Sorcerer whose specialty was supposedly in changing heads and stuff, but it didn't do shit for me. Other than make me shed faster...
headsplitter: Is Christian Bale a Christian since his name is Christian? ([015])

[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-28 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
[ I thought about it and actually Caiman is probably a little noisy in sleep because of nightmares... nvm he's annoying in a different way. ]

Does it?! [ Caiman was so shocked to be shedding. For a moment, though, he looks intrigued by the concept of what Lalli says. ]

A god...

[ But dismisses it quickly. ]

Nah, those don't exist. Only Devils and they don't really do what you want.

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