Date: 2021-06-27 03:49 am (UTC)
headsplitter: How do you get the smell of butt...? ([042])
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Good, 'cause I'm telling the truth.

...

What's with that warning? I gave up on the idea of killing everyone to get answers or to just get outta here weeks ago.

Date: 2021-06-27 04:04 am (UTC)
headsplitter: Is it cool to use swear words? ([087])
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Geez Lalli! I keep telling you I don't have plans for it! If I don't gotta murder to get what I want in the end then why bother?

...

You guys are nice. It'd be like trying to kill friends.

Date: 2021-06-27 03:15 pm (UTC)
headsplitter: My bro has not got his first period yet? ([038])
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[ :sadworm:... ]

...Oi. [ He shakes his sleeve a bit. ] Wanna get some fresh air instead or something?

Date: 2021-06-27 04:20 pm (UTC)
headsplitter: why do we all have nipples? why ([055])
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[ It's so weird for Caiman to be the emotional support. And he's not a soft guy, as you could expect of him, so -- c'mon. The best that happens is that Lalli is just dragged along for the ride by virtue of him holding onto his sleeve. ]

Been on the roof yet?

Date: 2021-06-27 11:13 pm (UTC)
headsplitter: How do you spell spageti? How spell? Spagetitty? ([005])
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Alright, let's go then! [ Cause he just wants to chill too.

Lalli gonna climb or will he turtle on him?
]

Date: 2021-06-27 11:39 pm (UTC)
headsplitter: How come you're not a prostitute? ([066])
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[ CAIMAN BRUH MOMENT. Alright!! He's scrambling after then! Despite his size and what you'd want to believe, he is weirdly and ridiculously adept at this. So he's scaling fast after him and then crawling onto the roof.

Rolls over on his back and sighs. Then sits up and looks out.
]

Least here's always nice.

Date: 2021-06-27 11:44 pm (UTC)
headsplitter: Atheist. if be gay no good. why make gay? ([003])
From: [personal profile] headsplitter
Is that why you like it? Eh, guess it's good to have a reason. I dunno why I do, I just know. Maybe I climbed roofs a lot before. Like, before the whole lizard head thing.

Date: 2021-06-27 11:52 pm (UTC)
headsplitter: If You Pump A Haunted Cellar Full of Concrete, Does It Get Rid of the Ghost? ([079])
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Isn't all time quiet and by yourself if you work alone, though?! [ Looking over at him. ]

Oh... yeah, probably. I think so. Guys without magic like me who live in Hole, tend to get used as magic practice by Magic Users a lot. It's probably one of those.

Date: 2021-06-27 11:58 pm (UTC)
headsplitter: How is babby formed????? ([013])
From: [personal profile] headsplitter
[ Is Caiman guilty of snoring... I have no idea actually, you'd think he's a snorer but I think he actually isn't. Incredible! ]

Man, I wish it was that easy. I met a Sorcerer whose specialty was supposedly in changing heads and stuff, but it didn't do shit for me. Other than make me shed faster...

Date: 2021-06-28 12:13 am (UTC)
headsplitter: Is Christian Bale a Christian since his name is Christian? ([015])
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[ I thought about it and actually Caiman is probably a little noisy in sleep because of nightmares... nvm he's annoying in a different way. ]

Does it?! [ Caiman was so shocked to be shedding. For a moment, though, he looks intrigued by the concept of what Lalli says. ]

A god...

[ But dismisses it quickly. ]

Nah, those don't exist. Only Devils and they don't really do what you want.

Date: 2021-06-28 12:22 am (UTC)
headsplitter: What incantations work best for summoning Jesus? ([040])
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Give magic???

[ Huh! Caiman looks way more surprised about that over the whole god thing. ]

Damn, you, Caleb, Molly all live in better worlds! In mine, you're either born with it or you aren't. If you're born a human, that's it for ya.

Date: 2021-06-28 12:37 am (UTC)
headsplitter: how many people would it take to put out the sun if we only use a garden hose? ([080])
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[ If only Caiman knew the bit of lore to answer this since in Dorohedoroverse, magic comes from devils. Or rather one singular Devil. Jazzhands! ]

Does everyone have it?

Date: 2021-06-28 01:04 am (UTC)
headsplitter: If evolution is true then why do pigs not have wings? ([025])
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So then it's not all that different, is it...

Unless anyone can still learn?

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