PCs with Mandricardo

[silentscout]

MANDI SHITPOST LATER

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[duranduel]

....You've already given it a go? Wow, Lalli...

[Really brave!]

[silentscout]

Mhmm. It's not that scary. You should try it.

[duranduel]

Even...with the tires?

[silentscout]

Walk along the outside of them. There's weird sand in the middle.

[...he's here, I should ask him...]

[duranduel]

[...]

Um. Good to know.

[.....................]

Hey! So. Um. Everything okay?

[silentscout]

It's alright.

[He said it before, he'd know more.]

...

Don't make this weird. But why did you think Kon and I had sex?

1/2

[duranduel]

[THIS IS THE EQUIVALENT OF A MENTAL SPITTAKE]

2/2

[duranduel]

[How am I NOT supposed to make it weird?????]

Uh. Um.

[Hm.]

Because....when you get, uh, heated...with someone you love....and you bite them in the throes of passion, it. Er. Leaves a mark like that. On their skin. Which I saw.

[silentscout]

[I am so, so sorry. But Mandi is going to get a brief glimpse of Kon and Lalli kissingpretty enthusiastically on a couch in Fall dorm, and then of Lalli abruptly pulling away from Kon. He can't not remember it, and now it's inflicted on Mandi too.

Lalli makes a slightly uncomfortable noise before speaking again.]

...are we doing it wrong if there wasn't any throes of passion?

[This is distressing to him, someone who has absolutely no sex education whatsoever.]

[duranduel]

...

[Why must he have had sex and be burdened with such knowledge.]

Lalli, that. Um. Looked very passionate?

[silentscout]

It wasn't, we didn't even do anything!

[It's probably me being weird again anyway.]

I refuse to believe that kissing is sex.

[duranduel]

...Hey.

[And just shaking his head.]

It isn't you being weird. I mean, yeah. Kissing isn't all that sex is. But people have different wants and needs when it comes to that stuff. You aren't weird if there's things you are and aren't comfortable with, y'know?

[silentscout]

...

[It's still weird, having his insecurities heard so clearly and addressed. And Lalli is tempted to respond by avoiding that point entirely, but it won't actually help much at all.]

I don't know anything about it.

[He's actually not being dismissive, he's honestly admitting to knowing nothing.]

[duranduel]

...

[Well. Who else will ask, or even answer this kind of thing for Lalli?]

Do you...want to know more about it?

[silentscout]

...you're the only man I know who has had sex with another man.

[That's his way of saying he does have questions, yes.]

[duranduel]

Um. Okay.

[Hoooo. Yeah. Awkward topic, but...he's not the type to leave Lalli behind on this.]

Let's find a place to sit and you can, um, ask me questions, okay? Though I'll warn ya, coming here was the first time I did it with a guy. I only had experience with women when I was alive.

[silentscout]

I'd never even looked at a person with intent before.

[Just. So Mandi gets an idea of just how little Lalli knows.

But yeah they can go find a bench to sit down on for now.]

[duranduel]

[Ah. So even like that...Mandricardo understands a little more, now. The lack of experience here, and how daunting that must feel.]

[Anyways, here they are, sitting on a bench.]

So. Um. I guess I have to ask. Is there anything off the bat you want to know?

[silentscout]

[There's a lot he wants to know that he's probably never going to ask, because Lalli is private like that. But knowing enough not to go in blind is probably best.]

...how, I guess? You don't have to give details, but just. It's two men. And no vaginas. ...at least not in this case.

[His understanding of sex is very much from procreation standpoint, sorry.]

[duranduel]

Um.

[His face is definitely very red at this.]

No vaginas, no. But you have the....I don't know the medical term. A...nal? Anus? As far as an opening you could, er, use. For one.

[silentscout]

[There is a long pause during which Lalli may or may not be judging Mandi slightly.]

There's got to be other ways besides that.

[duranduel]

I-I'm not kiddin' on that! Hey! And I mean, there are, but...um........how do I...explain it.......

[Wow, thought share is now sharing an image of a man performing a blowjob on another guy! Thanks, thought share!!!]

[silentscout]

[Can't believe Mandi gave Wang Lu a blowjob wow.]

Don't show it! That's private!

[duranduel]

D-Do you think I WANT to share it?

[Just putting his hands against the sides of his face and staring down at the ground.]

Anyways, that's. Um. Another way! It feels good when you're...stimulated like that.

[silentscout]

[Lalli is putting his hands on his face too, time to HIDE FOREVER and pretend he didn't see that.]

I can't ask Kon to do that! It doesn't matter if it feels good, I'll die asking!

[Yeah surprise he's been thinking about this ever since Saturday.]